Free Floating Hostilities

The following are things I'm pissed at, tired of, and plain bored of seeing.

1.) People that make quote marks in the air.
2.) Bad Hair Days. Put on a hat you shallow cunt and go to work.
3.) Elevator Music when you're on hold. Usually this is with a large corporation that has the philosophy "Bend over while we service your account".
4.) "Badda Boom, Badda Bing." Next guy that says that is getting a Hickory Nut Crunch.
5.) "I heard that." Of course you did, you jackoff. I'll stand down here and say "Blow Me." Did ya hear that.
6.) Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the news as if it's an accual event. I hope Mickey gets ahold of some tainted cheese and dies with his hands down Goofy's pants.
7.) Panda fucking. If they do, they do. If they don't wanna, they'll watch the Price Is Right.
8.) Innocent Victims. Hey, you live on the third rock from the sun, so you're guilty as charged, idiot.
9.) Hyphenated names. Lady, pick a damn name. You think it's a radical act, but it's pretentious bullshit.
10.) Guys piercing their ears. We started this shit to piss off the squares, and now the squares are wearing them.
11.) Wearing your baseball cap backwards. Once you apply for social security, spin that son of a bitch around to the front of ya.
12.) Colored ribbons. Red for AIDS, Pink for Cancer, Yellow for the Troops, Green for the planet. I got a brown one that stands for "Eat Shit, motherfucker."
13.) Cowboy hats and boots. Tex, get a wardrobe consistant with the century you're living in and grow the fuck up. Halloween happens only once a year.
14.) Camcorders. People have no idea that their kids are gonna be as ugly on tape as they are in real life. It's genetics, jerkwad.
15.) Euphimisims. We went through four major wars, people, and the same condition was totally swept under the rug. WW I: "Shell Shock", WW II: "Battle Fatigue", Korea: "Operational Exaustion", Vietnam: "Post-Tramatic Stress Disorder." Fuck the governmental lying assholes.

So, fuck hope, we're all goin' to hell in a handbasket. It's because of those fifteen things up there.